Saturday, 7 February 2009

Here are some jokes

1.Why did the teacher wear sun glasses to school?

2.Why did the boy take a pencil to bed with him?

3.What ios black and white and read all over?

4.what runs but has no legs?

5.why did tiger look down the toliet?

6.Why did Cinderella get kicked of the socker team?

7.What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?

8.Why did the loight bulb keep failing tests?

9.what do you say for getting in trouble for not doing your homework?

10.Why was the maths book so unhappy?

11.Why did the doctor lose his temper?

Answers

1.Because she had bright students!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.To draw the curnains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.A newspaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.Water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5.He was looking for Pooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6.Because she ran away from the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7.Lots of blood tests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8.Because he wasn't very bright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9.You can't tell me off for something i didn't do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.Because he was full of problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.Because he didn't have any patients!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats all for now Cute Kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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